Not a lot of people know this, but Rorke’s Drift wasn’t actually fought against warriors of the Zulu Kingdom.
Despite the efforts of the British government – both then and now – I can reveal the truth behind one of the British Army’s greatest victories.
The truth is that the British Army defeated a Zombie army, comprising not only of recently turned Zulu Warriors, but also fellow British soldiers killed at Isandlwana and raised by the Zulu Liche Cetshwayo.
Now, who wants to run with that idea. My brain just won’t stop!